One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided to try and get a cute little coil to let him discharge.

He picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge, around by the sinewave and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing current.

Micro Farad, attracted by Millie's curves, soon had his resistance at a minimum and his field fully excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her capacitance and pulled out his high voltage probe.

He inserted it into her socket, connecting them in parallel, and began to short circuit her shunt. Fully excited, Millie Amp said, "Mho, Mho, Mho! Give me mho!"

With his tube tube operating at a maximum peak, and her coil vibrating, Micro Farad was rapidly discharging.

They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets until his bar induction magnet had lost all of its field strength.

Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self-induction and damaged her solenoid. With his battery fully discharged , Mirco Farad was unable to excite his generator so they ended by reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses.

Watt a night!