Gonorrhea Lectim

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning
about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced
"gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having
been screwed for the past four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:
anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with
messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to
incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia,
inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked
by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of
geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy,
categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologist are amazed at how this destructive
disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

(Let's just hope a cure is found before 2008!.....)